Jodie Foster is Makin' History

This is approximately how ashamed Jodie Foster is that everybody knows she had an affair with the homewrecker (woman driving the car) who came between her partner Cydney Bernard and their two kids.

Although, calling Cydney's brunette replacement the 'homewrecker' isn't exactly the whole story.  Jodie is just as guilty...

According to a new report, Jodie's new lover, Cynthia Mort, also had kids and a girlfriend when the two started 69ing fell in love.  Jodie, Cydney, Cynthia, and actress Melanie Mayron were two 'power couples' who attended parties together, shared advice on their kids, and bitched about the ridiculous inaccuracies of The L Word.  Until...things got complicated.  A friend of Cydney's told the Daily Mail:

• 'Jodie and Cindy became firm friends because of their similar situations. Both are openly out, had long-term girlfriends and were raising children with their partners.  But things became complicated when their friendship developed into something more.’
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• 'Cydney had no idea their relationship was in trouble until Jodie came home one day and told her she’d fallen in love with Cindy and was moving out. Cydney is devastated.'
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• ‘It’s not easy to be dumped for the most famous lesbian in Hollywood. It is the biggest lesbian love scandal to grip this town in years.’

Damn.  Jodie shouldn't be ashamed.  She should be proud.  She's making history!