Justin Timberlake is Too Complicated

So I have to confess one of my deep, dark secrets....for a very long time, I was one of those people who fantasized about Britney Spears and Justin Timberlake getting back together.  I saw the signs that it was over -  Justin whining and hoe-naming her in his music, Britney marrying white trash while Justin snagged Scarlett Johansson, Britney 'entertaining' with on-stage orgies while Justin danced, joked, and produced. 

The truth hurts sometimes, man, and I just didn't want to see it.  But after hearing some new info. about Justin's 'complicated' ass (and years of therapy), I can finally accept that it never would have worked out between them.

Turns out, Justin is kinda crazy too.

The pop boy recently threw himself a pity party telling people about how tough his life is because he's an obsessive compulsive lunatic.  Plus, he's been diagnosed with ADD like every other kid in America. 

'I have OCD mixed with ADD.  You try living with that.  It's complicated,' he whined. 

What Justin means to say is that, when his publicist isn't around, he's THAT weirdo in the corner biting his fingernails in acute pain over the disorganization of his closet. 

And in case ya hadn't noticed, Brit Brit is kind of a slob. Or entirely.  So, if those two had stayed together, Justin would probably also be bi-polar as a result of picking up her dirty underwear socks everyday for ten years.

Now it all makes sense! I can stop paying my therapist $200 a week! Champagne for everyone. 

Pictures of Justin walking around his Brentwood hood with not-crazy girlfriend Jessica Biel and his doggy yesterday below...