Jun
17
Lance Armstrong and Kate Hudson looked all cute and coupley as the
skipped out of an apartment building in Manhattan holding hands today.
Soooo 'cute and coupley' that Lance still hadn't gotten rid of his boner leftover from all that sex they've been having.
Proof that just because you have low sperm count, that doesn't mean you can't get it up!
Anyway, this is like the third day that Lance and Kate have been spotted together publicly since news broke of their betrayal to Kate's ex-boyfriend and Lance's ex-bestfriend Owen Wilson.
And in defiance of the obvious, they're still refusing to verbally admit their togetherness. Check out Lance graciously dodge the question this morning on The View:
Lance is gonna be on Dave Letterman's Late Show tonight, and he'll probably pull the same crap then.
Well, he can go on trying to protect his private life all he wants. That doesn't change the fact that I have a full-blown picture of his junk...
Soooo 'cute and coupley' that Lance still hadn't gotten rid of his boner leftover from all that sex they've been having.
Proof that just because you have low sperm count, that doesn't mean you can't get it up!
Anyway, this is like the third day that Lance and Kate have been spotted together publicly since news broke of their betrayal to Kate's ex-boyfriend and Lance's ex-bestfriend Owen Wilson.
And in defiance of the obvious, they're still refusing to verbally admit their togetherness. Check out Lance graciously dodge the question this morning on The View:
Lance is gonna be on Dave Letterman's Late Show tonight, and he'll probably pull the same crap then.
Well, he can go on trying to protect his private life all he wants. That doesn't change the fact that I have a full-blown picture of his junk...
Hey PCN! I guess you all didn't get the memo: Lance and Owen barely know each other! All the stuff about them being buds is completely made up. They worked together 1 day on You, Me, and Dupree...and that was it! I know the way you describe it is much more juicy, but alas, not true. (Also, Kate broke up with Owen before she and Lance started dating. Owen was cheating on her. As usual.)