Jun
09
Back in the fall, a jealous girlfriend informed us that Lindsay Lohan passed those long days in rehab by porking said girl's boyfriend. In the shower, when they were supposed to be cleaning. In the stairwell, when they were supposed to be, uh...playing kickball or something. You get the idea.
Well, we all know that Lindsay's proclivity towards men and sex is still as high as Amy Winehouse. But, according to Bobby Brown's 'actor' son Landon, Lilo might have brought her likeness for small spaces home with her too:
For the record, this is too good to actually be true. But it makes one helluva story, so for all intents and purposes, let's just say it is.'Me and Lindsay got really, really close. She followed me to the bathroom during a private party, and, well, we basically got together. I think she knew who I was when she first saw me. We were just staring at each other and she walked by. I walked into the bathroom and she followed me in.'
I'm just curious... did Lohan invite a photographer inside her hotel room or something? Who was taking these pics? Maybe she's planning a "Chaotic"-style reality show... to serve as the nail in her coffin. Her actions are really crazy and hard to understand. I don't know what she's doing. Just a couple of days ago, I saw her on the celeb singles club (MillMatch dot com) looking for nice guys. She posted a nice ablum there saying she need a new toy. Crazy!