Maniston Youthify Their Love with Matching Tattoos

John Mayer continued his merry-go-round romance with Jennifer Aniston when he was spotted running errands in her car yesterday. 

The whiny songwriter even managed to attract more attention to himself by taking pictures of the paparazzi and leading them to his home, where he and Pete Wentz met up to share in the joy of 'clowning' on the media. 

These days, when John isn't talking to other musicians about the toils of being rich and famous, he's busy oohing and aahing over his cougar girlfriend's complexion and wishing she would stop talking about her damn age already.  The Daily Express reports:

• '[John] said she’s in great shape and her skin is like a baby’s bottom, although she constantly refers to the age gap,' a loyal friend of the musician has said.
  

But luckily, a nine-year age gap is nothing that a couple matching tattoos can't solve!

• ‘John had the idea that they should both have a “J” tattooed in a secret place as that is both their first initial,' an insider reveals.  'Jennifer is really keen on the idea but is going to wait a few months.'

Wow, that's so...deep.  Next thing you know Maniston are gonna start wearing lockets with each other's toenails inside, just to really push the originality envelope.