MTV Wants Brit to Give 'Em More

Britney Spears may not be fit enough to win back her kids, but according to MTV, she is fit enough to earn another shot at the VMAs. 

'Everyone deserves a second or third chance, right?'  MTV President (who sounds like a German officer) Van Toffler recently told reporters.

How you know you're famous and Britney Spears is when a common slogan gets changed because it's referring to you. 

I mean, this slogan has been around for roughly 2000 years (okay, I just made that up, but it sounds about right), and yet it has never, until now, included the words 'or third chance.' 

In case, by some lucky chance, you missed Brit's shitastic performance at the VMAs last year, check out her the trainwreckage above for a refresher.