Jun
17
Oh, the plight of old age. You lose your hair, your dignity, even your memory.
Such is the case for Naomi Campbell, who stepped out of the trendy Cipriani restaurant in London yesterday. And then stepped back in. And then stepped out again.
Not sure whether she's being afflicted by Alzheimers, Dementia, or some other mental illness, but it could also be cancer, because homegirl showed signs of the chemo. Hair loss!
The supermodel, who is currently getting f*cked up the ass in court for 'racially and sexually abusing' her housekeeper (no, not the one she threw her phone at), debuted a pretty receding hairline last night.
Do you suppose it was her hair stylist's payback-with-a-curling-iron after getting slapped around for ten years?
More importantly. Is it just me, or do some of those paparazzi and Naomi's nasally bodyguard sound like chimney sweepers out of the 1960's musical movie Mary Poppins??
Such is the case for Naomi Campbell, who stepped out of the trendy Cipriani restaurant in London yesterday. And then stepped back in. And then stepped out again.
Not sure whether she's being afflicted by Alzheimers, Dementia, or some other mental illness, but it could also be cancer, because homegirl showed signs of the chemo. Hair loss!
The supermodel, who is currently getting f*cked up the ass in court for 'racially and sexually abusing' her housekeeper (no, not the one she threw her phone at), debuted a pretty receding hairline last night.
Do you suppose it was her hair stylist's payback-with-a-curling-iron after getting slapped around for ten years?
More importantly. Is it just me, or do some of those paparazzi and Naomi's nasally bodyguard sound like chimney sweepers out of the 1960's musical movie Mary Poppins??














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