Paris Hilton Writes a Father's Day Card

Paris Hilton took a hiatus from celebrating herself long enough to wish Daddy Hilton a happy Father's Day yesterday. 

I can only imagine the touching poetry she may have written on his Hallmark card...

• Dear Daddy,
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• Happy Father's Day!
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• Thank you for alweys soporting my coke habit, my party lifestile, and shopping sprees.  Without you, I might have actuly had to go on a diet, get a paying jawb, or worie about the stuf that some peeple I know talk about.  Like rent and carpit cleening or whatever. 
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• Thank you for not making me finish high school or go to collige or anything, because that would have sucked.
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• Because of you I get to dress up in pretty clothes and have everybody look at me, go to all kinds of fun balls in Germany like Viena and Prawg, see pictures of myself on billbords, design perfums and cloths, and watch my home videos on the internet..
  
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• You are their no madder what hapens - no madder how meny car axidents, sex tapes, racist rants, drunken bralls or legal problims I get in to. 
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• It is because of you enabeleing me to do all these wunderfull things, and still cawling me 'Daddy's Little Princess' that I have becum delusional self-confident enuf to persue singing, acting, and righting a real book (thanks for hirring those 'ghostwriter' peeple by the way - no won even guest they wrote it!). 
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• For all this, and the new yatt you bought me yesterday, you are the hotest dad ever. 
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• I luv you a lot.
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• xoxo,
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• Paris Whitney Hilton (aka. Daddy's Little Princess)
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• P.S. Tinkerbell gives you a kiss to.

Awwww, how preschis. 

Pictures of Paris, Kathy and Richard Hilton dining at Mr. Chow in Beverly Hills below...