Rihanna and Chris Brown Think You Are Retarded

So far, Rihanna and her boyfriend Chris Brown have been spotted vacationing together, making out, dropping dollars on jewelry, and cuddling in public.  They even have matching tattoos, for chrissake.

Yet Rihanna is still pretending they're just friends.  Here's what she said when Sherri Shepherd popped the question on The View:

• 'We hang out a lot.  We are very close.  He's an amazing person.  But we are not dating.'

Homegirl even denied that they are f*ck buddies.  Check out the denial (02:03 mark):



Look.  Rihanna.

I understand you wanna keep your private life private, but do ya' have to be insulting about it????

We have feelings too!

Pictures of the closeted couple keeping their distance during a trip to the grocery store yesterday below...