Jun
27
The King of Gossip showed off the downsides of being a workaholic yesterday
when he dined alone at Wolfgang Puck in Beverly Hills, with only his brand
new convertible to keep him company.
Ryan Seacrest's entertainment empire has him spread so thin that homeboy barely has time to trim his nose hairs, let alone get a girlfriend.
In addition to hosting American Idol, E! News, and a bunch of other shit, Ryan has to get up at 3 AM every freaking morning to blabber on an L.A. radio station for five hours.
Which means he has to be in bed by 7 PM just to get that 'full night's sleep' my mom keeps talking about.
What a miserable existence.
Oh wait, I forgot. Ryan loves the attention. And he thrives on being busy. And, most importantly, he makes $15 million a year, which means he could potentially retire as fast as I can down a pint of Cookie Dough ice cream (really effing fast).
But couldn't he have at least brought an assistant with him to din din??
Ryan Seacrest's entertainment empire has him spread so thin that homeboy barely has time to trim his nose hairs, let alone get a girlfriend.
In addition to hosting American Idol, E! News, and a bunch of other shit, Ryan has to get up at 3 AM every freaking morning to blabber on an L.A. radio station for five hours.
Which means he has to be in bed by 7 PM just to get that 'full night's sleep' my mom keeps talking about.
What a miserable existence.
Oh wait, I forgot. Ryan loves the attention. And he thrives on being busy. And, most importantly, he makes $15 million a year, which means he could potentially retire as fast as I can down a pint of Cookie Dough ice cream (really effing fast).
But couldn't he have at least brought an assistant with him to din din??
Poor Ryan Seacrest. I hope he isn't as lonely as you make him out to be. Maybe he can find a nice doctor who works nights so they can have their days together.
according to forbes he makes 31 million a year
I think I fall in love this guy. He is such an amazing guy. His personal ad is still available at that millionaire dating site Richromances.com where celebrities and wealthy singles are hooking up. Are you looking girls? I am the one for you!