Jun
21
Jessica Simpson is trying to convince them country folk that she is darn serious about singin' for 'em now. So on Tuesday the Texas native and her lapdog visited a country radio station in farm land, California.
The pretty ditz ripped plenty of her typical mouth-diarrhea, including a confession that she once sneezed spaghetti noodles out of her nose. She also tried to convince everyone that her dad isn't a pervert, by insisting he didn't feel her up when she was a teenager in need of a training bra.
I don't care what she says, papa Joe is definitely creepy. Except at the moment, I'm a little more distracted by the two perves drooling on either side of her during the interview (especially four eyes on the right):
Of course Jessica 'feels at home' in the country music world already. Duh. Putting aside the fact that radio stations might actually play her ballads, it's the only place where you can sing a song about wanting to be a fish and not get made fun of. Yee hah.
P.S. 'You're very sweet and wonderful. Isn't she great?' is creepy straight man code for 'If my wife wasn't around, I would #&#$%@# and *&^%(@(&$. Isn't she great?!?'
The pretty ditz ripped plenty of her typical mouth-diarrhea, including a confession that she once sneezed spaghetti noodles out of her nose. She also tried to convince everyone that her dad isn't a pervert, by insisting he didn't feel her up when she was a teenager in need of a training bra.
I don't care what she says, papa Joe is definitely creepy. Except at the moment, I'm a little more distracted by the two perves drooling on either side of her during the interview (especially four eyes on the right):
Of course Jessica 'feels at home' in the country music world already. Duh. Putting aside the fact that radio stations might actually play her ballads, it's the only place where you can sing a song about wanting to be a fish and not get made fun of. Yee hah.
P.S. 'You're very sweet and wonderful. Isn't she great?' is creepy straight man code for 'If my wife wasn't around, I would #&#$%@# and *&^%(@(&$. Isn't she great?!?'
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