Jun
30
Jessica Simpson unknowingly waged war on Pamela Anderson by mocking the one cause that Pam actually cares about.
No, no, Jessica did not speak out against tattoos or heroin, Playboy or amateur porn. Not even silicone implants. Homegirl merely sported the big fat letters 'REAL GIRLS EAT MEAT,' during a recent trip to the steakhouse.
Words like fire to America's most iconic sex pin-up, who responded by calling Jessica a 'bitch' and a 'whore' during her interview with an Australian radio station today.
'It's the first time I've heard about it,' Pam spat. 'She wasn't referring to cows and chickens...she was talking about, you know, men.'
After Pam was done calling the kettle black, the eloquent cat redeemed herself for a brief moment of passionate chitchat about her devotion to PETA.
'I think it's healthy, good for your body, and good for the environment,' she said, and I was almost impressed with what sounded like brainpower.
But in a blink of an eye, the shining moment passed, and Pam was back to discussing her 'hard nipples.'
- Radio host: 'Is it true that in high school a guy poured water down your shirt and said 'now maybe your boobs will grow.'
- Pam: 'Yes! How did you know that? And my nipples have been hard ever since.'
Um yeah, stick to
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