Tim McGraw is My Hero

I'm not really a fan of his music, but I'm totally a fan of Tim McGraw after seeing him regulate on a crazy fan at last night's concert in Podunk, Washington. 

Timmy spotted a girl in the audience getting tossed around by some fat cowboy, so he decided to step up is stage duties a notch or ten. 

'Get rid of this guy, he's scaring me,' Tim said, before pulling cowboy on stage and passing him off to security.

Cowboy's idolatry seemed to fade pretty quickly, as he was ready to throw punches within seconds.  But dude's got it all backwards.  He's lucky! Nobody else in that audience got personally muscled by Tim McGraw. 

But whatever.  Any fan worship Tim loses in fat cowboy, he more than gains from saving the damsel in distress...