Jun
04
Rumor has it Victoria Beckham (yes, that woman...married to my boyfriend David) might be joining the cast of Dancing with the Stars next season.
The twiggy Brit says she has been consistently 'begged' by show executive's to jump on board, but she is still on the fence.
Most likely because the former Spice Girl is waiting for a better form of publicity to present itself before she gets desperate and concedes.
I mean, the woman could get seriously injured in any number of ways by being on that show. She could break a nail, displace an implant, pop one of her emaciated little hips. Or faint from dehydration and starvation.
And then what? Bitch might even have to start eating!!
No, my guess is Posh'll opt for the runway gigs.
But should she elect the challenge, you bet David's ass I'm tuning in to see her gawky figure slip and slide across the dance floor...
Tell us what YOU think...
Pictures of Victoria looking very ballroom-esque in '06 below...
The twiggy Brit says she has been consistently 'begged' by show executive's to jump on board, but she is still on the fence.
Most likely because the former Spice Girl is waiting for a better form of publicity to present itself before she gets desperate and concedes.
I mean, the woman could get seriously injured in any number of ways by being on that show. She could break a nail, displace an implant, pop one of her emaciated little hips. Or faint from dehydration and starvation.
And then what? Bitch might even have to start eating!!
No, my guess is Posh'll opt for the runway gigs.
But should she elect the challenge, you bet David's ass I'm tuning in to see her gawky figure slip and slide across the dance floor...
Tell us what YOU think...
Pictures of Victoria looking very ballroom-esque in '06 below...
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