Britney Finally Gives Up Her Kids (Like She Had a Choice)

Kevin Federline is 'delighted' after winning 100% of the kids he's been trying to keep away from Britney for the past two years.  But being the Jesus disciple that he is, all K-Fed really wants is to share them with her. 

Kevin's lawyer Mark Kaplan told E! this morning:

• 'Kevin was not [out] to get custody.  Kevin's goal was to set up some kind of template so the mother of his children can co-parent.  He said, "I need to have Britney to be involved in the coparenting of the kids, but I need there to be a structure." '

Expect 'structure' to look like Britney playing with Sean and Jayden in a monitored room as K-Fed, a shrink, and a few taser-ready bodyguards watch from behind a glass window. 

At first glance it woul seem that K-Fed is getting the better end of the deal here.  But think about it.  Not only is Britney now free to spend the rest of her life acting like a 5-year-old, but she gets to do it totally guilt-free.

Meanwhile, K-Fed gets fat, unfamous, and boring.  Not to mention those gray hairs from trying to discipline his mysteriously psychotic sons.