Brooke Hogan Definitely Does Not Know Best

Don't let the fake tan, the fake boobs, the fake personality, or the new Playboy gig fool you into thinking Brooke Hogan is just another dumb blonde.  This chick is a rare breed of stupid.

Just two episodes into her new reality show, Brooke Knows Best, the 20-year-old has topped Jessica Simpson, Britney Spears, and Ann Coulter as 'world's most retarded female.'

When asked by a potential roommate which presidential candidate she will vote for, Brooke explains that she isn't big on voting.  And moreover, why the hell is Hilary Clinton even bothering to run?  Everyone knows women just aren't cut out to be world leaders...

• 'I think it’s kinda crazy that a woman is running, because I think that women deal with a lot of emotions and menopause and PMS and stuff.  Like, I’m so moody all the time, I know I couldn’t be able to run a country, ‘cause I’d be crying one day and yelling at people the next day, ya know?'

I think there might have been a question at the end of Brooke's pearl of wisdom there, but I don't feel comfortable answering it because I might be starting my period next week.  It's just not safe to talk at moments like this.

Pictures of Brooke grabbing Subway on Melrose in L.A. yesterday after the jump...