Cindy Brady Can't Hold her Liquor

Susan Olsen, aka 'Cindy Brady', barfed in the middle of a radio interview last week cos she decided to go out and get plastered the night before her first publicity gig in about a decade. 

But of course, this type of drinking and shitty decision-making is very rare. 

'I am a person who does not drink,' Cindy explained in the same mouthful as 'I am a very very very truthful person.' 

The mid-interview barf session had the added bonus of educating Susan's son on the realities of being an alcoholic.

'That's the way kids learn', she said.  'Of course, I threw up in the bathroom!  It was better than throwing up on their face!'

Touche, classy one. Touche.