Jul
23
Last night while leaving Foxtail Lounge, Cristiano Ronaldo was so anxious to get into his limo that he straight knocked a paparazzo over....crutches and all.
And thank goodness for those crutches, because they've given Cristiano all the excuses he needs to party his ass of for the three months that his right ankle is out of commission.
STK, Villa, Foxtail, Beso, red carpet premieres - the Manchester United soccer star has been hitting Hollywood as hard as Beckham since touching down in L.A. last week.
Actually, harder: unlike my David, the Portugese hottie is newly single and ready for action.
Just in time for his California partyfest, Cristiano dumped his Spanish girlfriend two weeks ago, supposedly because she was a whore who didn't get along with his mom.
But don't let his eurotrash appearance fool you - homeboy isn't willing to rebound with just anybody. Last week a Benji-less (and Benji, who?) Paris Hilton got the cold shoulder when she attempted to giz her airheady charm on the soccer star.
'Paris was all over him. But Ronaldo clearly wasn't interested in Paris. He turned his back on her,' The Daily Mail reports.
Okay, okay, so the dis earns Ronaldo a nod of approval. But it's going to take a lot more than that for homeboy to really wax class. Like getting a whole new wardrobe. That would be a good start...
And thank goodness for those crutches, because they've given Cristiano all the excuses he needs to party his ass of for the three months that his right ankle is out of commission.
STK, Villa, Foxtail, Beso, red carpet premieres - the Manchester United soccer star has been hitting Hollywood as hard as Beckham since touching down in L.A. last week.
Actually, harder: unlike my David, the Portugese hottie is newly single and ready for action.
Just in time for his California partyfest, Cristiano dumped his Spanish girlfriend two weeks ago, supposedly because she was a whore who didn't get along with his mom.
But don't let his eurotrash appearance fool you - homeboy isn't willing to rebound with just anybody. Last week a Benji-less (and Benji, who?) Paris Hilton got the cold shoulder when she attempted to giz her airheady charm on the soccer star.
'Paris was all over him. But Ronaldo clearly wasn't interested in Paris. He turned his back on her,' The Daily Mail reports.
Okay, okay, so the dis earns Ronaldo a nod of approval. But it's going to take a lot more than that for homeboy to really wax class. Like getting a whole new wardrobe. That would be a good start...
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