Jul
07
Cynthia Rodriguez has had enough of her husband's hanky panky. Today the baseball star's wife filed for divorce and pinned the blame on two years of 'terrible, demonic problems.' (ie. A-Rod's wandering d*ck).
Turns out the photographs of A-Rod rubbing on a stripper last year were no more rare than him banging Madonna this year.
But unlike A-Rod, Madge ain't quittin' her marriage. Last week her rep personally denied the affair rumor, calling it 'untrue dirty laundry.' The rep also shot down the rocky marriage rumors and asserted that 'there are no plans for Madonna and Guy to divorce.'
HAAAAAAAH. A-Rod's an idiot.
Anyway, check out previously unreleased video footage of A-Rod and his wife attending the GQ Men of the Year awards in L.A. last December (when Cynthia still sorta trusted him):
Notice A-Rod literally doesn't even touch his wife until everybody's watching them on the red carpet. And could he look any less interested when the paparazzo compliments his 'beautiful wife' (: mark)? Awwwwwwwkward.
Go find a real man, Cynthia. Even Madonna would make a better lover than this sleaze bag.
Turns out the photographs of A-Rod rubbing on a stripper last year were no more rare than him banging Madonna this year.
But unlike A-Rod, Madge ain't quittin' her marriage. Last week her rep personally denied the affair rumor, calling it 'untrue dirty laundry.' The rep also shot down the rocky marriage rumors and asserted that 'there are no plans for Madonna and Guy to divorce.'
HAAAAAAAH. A-Rod's an idiot.
Anyway, check out previously unreleased video footage of A-Rod and his wife attending the GQ Men of the Year awards in L.A. last December (when Cynthia still sorta trusted him):
Notice A-Rod literally doesn't even touch his wife until everybody's watching them on the red carpet. And could he look any less interested when the paparazzo compliments his 'beautiful wife' (: mark)? Awwwwwwwkward.
Go find a real man, Cynthia. Even Madonna would make a better lover than this sleaze bag.
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