Jul
26
Here's Ethan Hawke with that newborn baby he's obviously severely unhappy about having. Will someone get him a tissue, please? Dude looks like he belongs at the end of a bar with a tequila shot and a few salty tears. Certainly not toting an unsuspecting baby around Manhattan.
Poor Ethan. This is the point in his life where he tries desperately to cheer up despite the knowledge that he really is never getting back that 26-year-old single life he's been missing since 2001.
Just when his two kids with the ex-wife he hates were getting closer to their teen years (when they're a-holes but at least they leave you alone), the woman who was SUPPOSED to represent rebellion and freedom from commitment pulled a fast one. After five year of raising some other chick's kids, nanny-turned-wife Ryan Shawhughes decided she wanted one of her own.
Childcare sure doesn't come cheap these days!
Poor Ethan. This is the point in his life where he tries desperately to cheer up despite the knowledge that he really is never getting back that 26-year-old single life he's been missing since 2001.
Just when his two kids with the ex-wife he hates were getting closer to their teen years (when they're a-holes but at least they leave you alone), the woman who was SUPPOSED to represent rebellion and freedom from commitment pulled a fast one. After five year of raising some other chick's kids, nanny-turned-wife Ryan Shawhughes decided she wanted one of her own.
Childcare sure doesn't come cheap these days!
No wonder he is crying out loud, he left his wife and family for this thing - boy, she doesn't even look decent, she is plain ugly
No wonder he is crying out loud, he left his wife and family for this thing - boy, she doesn't even look decent, she is plain ugly
Well it's his problem for living in NEW YORK CITY!!!! What does he expect?