Jul
07
I thought models only ate cotton balls and salad, but apparently I was wrong.
Because here's Heidi Klum sucking on an ice cream cone in NYC on Saturday alongside her three kids and her quintessentially German-looking folks.
The supermodel went shopping for clothes, even though that makes no sense. Why actually buy clothes yourself when (a) people send you free shit all the time, and (b) everything looks amazing on you anyway?
Oh right, because you're loaded and bored. Exact same reason I do it. Minus the first part.
After her presence drew crowds of people, a fight broke out between two paparazzi who were desperate to get the best shot. Check out the paparazzo v. paparazzo action below:
So, in case you've never been to New York, this is kinda what it's like. People talk funny. They bump into each other. They get into fights. Lots of walking. A great place for strollers. Boutiques. Outdoor cafes. Yellow cabs. Pigeons. All the cliches are kinda true.
I can't promise you'll run into Heidi Klum or see two guys throwing cameras at each other, but if you go to a place called Magnolia bakery in the West Village I can promise you will have baby orgasms in your mouth.
Pictures of Heidi, with her kids (Henry, Leni, Johan) and parents (Gunther and Ema) after the jump...
Because here's Heidi Klum sucking on an ice cream cone in NYC on Saturday alongside her three kids and her quintessentially German-looking folks.
The supermodel went shopping for clothes, even though that makes no sense. Why actually buy clothes yourself when (a) people send you free shit all the time, and (b) everything looks amazing on you anyway?
Oh right, because you're loaded and bored. Exact same reason I do it. Minus the first part.
After her presence drew crowds of people, a fight broke out between two paparazzi who were desperate to get the best shot. Check out the paparazzo v. paparazzo action below:
So, in case you've never been to New York, this is kinda what it's like. People talk funny. They bump into each other. They get into fights. Lots of walking. A great place for strollers. Boutiques. Outdoor cafes. Yellow cabs. Pigeons. All the cliches are kinda true.
I can't promise you'll run into Heidi Klum or see two guys throwing cameras at each other, but if you go to a place called Magnolia bakery in the West Village I can promise you will have baby orgasms in your mouth.
Pictures of Heidi, with her kids (Henry, Leni, Johan) and parents (Gunther and Ema) after the jump...
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