Homewrecking Madonna Sooooo Not Boring

Ok, I take back everything I've been saying about Madonna being boring.  I take it back - right now.  Because this shit just keeps getting better and better.

I told ya earlier this week that Madge was probably having an affair with New York baseball star Alex Rodriguez.  Well.  Turns out that A-Rod's wife - Cynthia - totally knew about it.  And homegirl is not happy with Madonna, who she blames for her husband's change of heart. The Daily News reports:

• 'While Madonna's flack has vehemently denied any hanky-panky, insisting the slugger and the singer "are just friends," Cynthia Rodriguez is convinced otherwise. She has privately insisted to pals that the "Hard Candy" singer beguiled A-Rod by introducing him to the mystical Jewish teachings of kabbalah.
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• "I feel like Madonna is using mind control over him," Cynthia Rodriguez told a friend. "I don't recognize the man he's become. He was a sweet, beautiful, loving husband and father. Today he's very cold and calculating." '
  

Alex's misconduct included showing up 10 minutes late to his daughter's recent birth (because apparently Madonna's orgasm took a while), and writing Madonna a letter (which Cynthia found) calling her 'his true soulmate.'

So what did Cynthia do to get even?  Went and moved in with the bitch's ex!  The 'suspicious wife' has been shacking up with Lenny Kravtiz - one of Madonna's 'special friends' from the 90s - in an attempt to learn Madonna's sex secrets 'escape the stress and clear her head.' 

For a hot second, Cynthia and Lenny were thought to be ordering up their own side dish, but Cynthia was quick to dismiss the rumors as propaganda while Lenny called the affair '100% not true.'  'There is absolutely no affair between Cynthia Rodriguez and myself,' he said in an official statement. 

Damn.  A revenge affair with Madonna's ex would been so awesome.  But don't worry folks, plenty more Madonna craziness is bound to come, so stay tuned...