In case you ever wondered how the paparazzi manage to capture the fluorescent panties, shaved Britneys, or even the ass hair of some of Hollywood's leading ladies, here's how.
They just 'fall down' and oops, there goes my camera flash. Click Click Click.
Well, Mischa Barton proved she's no fool last when she was photographed getting out of a car outside her London hotel last night. After narrowly escaping an incriminating glance up her ruby red dress, the OC alum was the one with the last laugh.
So what does Misha have goin' on up there, do you suppose? Some granny panties? A spandex g-string? Or does she opt for the commando lifestlye like Lindsay, Paris, and other panty-less peers?
Christina Aguilera exploited her baby boy for a 'Rock the Vote' PSA this week.
In the video (above), Christina sings softly enough that her voice not only evades glass-breaking pitch, it actually sounds kind of pretty.
Christina is proudly taking her place as one of the celebrities who didn't give a shit about politics until she got some sort of wake-up call that is actually a U.S. citizen. For her, it was motherhood.
'Being a new mother, it was really important for me to get excited about this election," she said last month. 'This election is such one of change and new development for our
country and for the future of my son. I want the best
possibilities for him.'
So, at age 27, after nearly a decade of apathy, Christina is feeling compelled to exercise her level-headed voice.
'As a woman, that's embarrassing that it took [me] so long [to vote] because we weren't always given that right,' she said.
Seriously, Xtina. I'm embarrassed for you. But does this give me license to start pursuing that pop-singing career I've always dreamed about?
I'm not sure why Amy Winehouse is giving someone a look that says 'are you kidding me, crazy?' but it's pretty funny coming from the person holding an inhaler and a pack of cigarettes in the
same hand. Two things which pretty much cancel each other out, even before you take into account
Amy's emphysema problem.
Amy was spotted in her signature get-up of child's size jean shorts, a distended-belly-bearing tummy shirt, and the usual layer of cocaine lining her nostrils. And, to make up for losing her wedding ring, Amy showed her unyielding commitment to heroin hubby Blake by wearing his name across a cartoon heart wedged into her giant beehive.
Seeing the crackwreck sans-wedding ring got people hopeful that the two of them might actually destroy themselves separately rather than together. But no such luck. Amy was back at Pentonville Prison visiting her other half last night - and she had an extra special surprise for him.
According to The Sun, Amy 'yanked her top down, pressed her boobs against a glass booth and writhed suggestively,' leaving onlookers understandably horrified. 'It was not a pleasant sight. Amy seemed completely out of it,' one visitor said.
Stripping isn't the only talent Amy showed off this week. The British wreck was on her way to spin records at the
London bar Monument when we spotted her last night. Because DJing is monumentally important when you're on your deathbed.
I just remembered when Yasmine Bleeth admitted that her coke habit was so bad it literally ate away the entire inside of her nose. Something else for Amy to look forward to!
That's Adrian Grenier using his birthday as another excuse to hit on women while filming scenes of Entourage in Beverly Hills yesterday.
Unfortunately, the 32-year-old hunk had so spend his birthday working. Then again, 'working' basically for this guy entails just acting like himself and hanging out with his real-life best friends.
Plus, he got birthday cake.
Yeah, actually, I don't feel sorry for this guy at all.
The question is, did he get the brunette model-looking brunette's phone number??
I thought Miley Cyrus looked a little too casual in the jean shorts and t-shirt we spotted her wearing yesterday on the set of Hannah Montana in Malibu.
Turns out she was just rehearsing. For a full set of the real deal - blond wig and all - click any photo below. But first, tell me: how does Miley do as a blonde?
Hayden Panettiere did a mini striptease on the set of Heroes in downtown Los Angeles today. A stress-relief tool learned in her pole dancing class? Or perhaps she's rehearsing for her upcoming honeymooon with Milo Ventimiglia.
Hayden and Milo have been dating over six months now, which is equivalent to at least two years in celebrity time. So, naturally, the marriage speculation has begun.
The first 'Milo is totally going to propose' report is that the 31-year-old actor was ring-shopping for his 18-year-old girlfriend and co-star last month.
'He really likes Cartier and intends to spend around $200,000,' a 'friend' supposedly told In Touch Weekly.
Of course, this 'friend' is probably a Heroes extra who briefly met Milo two years ago and has a history of pathological lying. But nonetheless, a complete expert on all things Hayden and Milo.
Here's Nigel Lythgoe flashing his million dollar smile last night to cover up the humiliation of being turned away from Hollywood's Crown nightclub in front of fans, paparazzi, and after an hour of waiting outside for the bouncer to change his mind.
Check out the 59-year-old Brit patiently waiting, chatting up one of the promoters and waiting some more before giving up and calling it a night:
Quite a blow to the ego of the multi-millionaire producer of American Idol, So You Think You Can Dance, and England's Pop Idol.
Pamela Anderson demonstrated the pros of breast implants when
she was spotted on Australia's gold coast yesterday: you can go
bra-less without sagging! Who cares that everyone can see areola
circles and rupture marks
through your transparent extra-extra-extra small blouse...or that
walking around with those melons feels like carrying an extra 20
pounds. You're 'free'!
In addition to channeling her inner stripper bra-burning feminist, Pam was starting fires in Australia's animal-eating world.
As promised,
the die-hard vegetarian continued her global protest against KFC's
treatment of chickens by marching into a Southport KFC to hand-deliver
a personal letter and video expose of KFC suppliers scalding,
defeathering, and slaughtering birds. She even threw an
Angelina-Jolie-like humanitarian speech into the mix. She told Aussie
reporters:
'I've been in Australia filming Big
Brother House, in which my housemates and I are confined and sealed off
from the outside world, much like the chickens who are crammed inside
barns for KFC.
Fortunately, I won't be stomped to death, have
my legs broken or be scalded to death in a tank of hot water, yet as
PETA's (People for the Ethical Treatment of Animals) undercover videos
have revealed, the chickens raised for KFC's restaurants in Australia
often suffer these abuses.'
When Pam is done fighting for animals, she should band together with Michael Jackson, Tara Reid and Ashley Tisdale
to bring down the herd of plastic surgeons who screwed up their
patients really bad. There's a cause she's got first-hand experience
with!
Pictures of Pamela and her big nipples heart below...
