Rose McGowan gets ready for her upcoming Red Sonja comic book movie role by hitting up the nerdfest convention in San Diego this weekend with the film's director Robert Rodriguez (who also happens to be her fiance).
And from the sparkly, green, new-age looks of things...Rose is ready to hit the movie set running.
Here's Ethan Hawke with that newborn baby he's obviously
severely unhappy about having. Will someone get him a tissue, please?
Dude looks like he belongs at the end of a bar with a tequila shot and
a few salty tears. Certainly not toting an unsuspecting baby around
Manhattan.
Poor Ethan. This is the point in his life where
he tries desperately to cheer up despite the knowledge that he really
is never getting back that 26-year-old single life he's been missing
since 2001.
Just when his two kids with the ex-wife he hates
were getting closer to their teen years (when they're a-holes but at
least they leave you alone), the woman who was SUPPOSED to represent
rebellion and freedom from commitment pulled a fast one. After five year of raising some other chick's kids, nanny-turned-wife Ryan Shawhughes decided she wanted one of her own.
Audrina Patridge looked almost as thrilled to be the center of attention as Sarah Larson when she 'popped' into The Ivy for a three-hour meal today.
Why three hours? Uh, obviously not because the size 0 starlet was stuffin' down a three-course meal. She had to wait for every photographer in the city to get there, of course.
Judging from Audrina's maroonish complexion, she's been spending the summer doing lots of poolside labor...perhaps with her frenemie LC.
But where is her cleavage? Quite uncustomary of Audrina to keep those double D's wrapped up.
I guess she's reaching that point in her career where she wants to be known for her 'work,' rather than just her cosmetically enhanced beautiful body...
Girl's gotta classify her act in preparation for that Into the Blue 2 Oscar nomination.
And so are Paula Abdul, Quentin Tarantino, Kelsey Grammer, Kevin Costner, George Lopez and Gary Busey (but we knew that about him already).
Also, I'm just kidding.
These people aren't all sleeping with each other (that we know of), but they were rubbing elbows at the premiere of Swing Vote in Hollywood last night.
And lucky for Paula, Gary Busey was there to keep her from being the
crazy person of the night. Check out Gary's latest red carpet embarrassment (01:08 mark) as he rants about how he would change America if elected president:
Do you see what you've started, Arnold??
Pictures of Reese Witherspoon and the full red carpet bunch arriving at the Swing Vote after party below...
Yesterday Jessica Simpson took a break from pissing off country music fans in order to reek havoc on a new industry...fashion!
Like all the other pretty people whose singing/acting/modeling career has tanked, Jessica is putting her eggs in a few different baskets.
Adding to her line of shoes, swimwear, lingerie and accessories, Jessica will soon be designing lots and lots of dresses. Just hopefully not ones that look like that thing she's wearing above.
To better offend your eyes with a glimpse of the beach-sarong-meets-cocktail-party dress, check out pictures of Jess doing PR rounds in NYC after the jump...
What Lindsay Lohan and her girlfriend Samantha Ronson refuse to say with words, they are proclaiming in jewelry speak.
A couple weeks ago Sam gave her lipstick lesbian a 22K engagement 'promise ring.' Now, both ladies are supposedly wearing 'infinity lock bracelets' and anchor necklaces. Both of which are profoundly symbolic of course, an insider tells Life & Style:
'The bracelets represent their relationship — they have each
other on lockdown, and there's no one else who can open up the key to
their hearts.
The anchors symbolize that they are each other's anchor.'
I guess when you're constantly NOT admitting to everyone in the world that you are off the market, you need these sorts of reminders. Are matching tattoos next month?
Anyway. Whatever ambiguity isn't fixed by their accessories, the
loved-up ladies cover by spending every waking second together. After
a few days in the Hamptons, they were spotted holding hands and lookin'
happy in Manhattan last night. But yes, Lindsay is still scowling.
Check out the pictures of Lilo and Sam at New Yorks swanky Waverly Inn Restaurant below..