Yesterday Zac Efron flew back to his girlfriend's arms after a brief
solo trip out to the big apple. But before the two could be reunited, Romeo had to face the people who love (to stalk) him. Check out the pretty boy playing nice while trying to shield himself from paparazzi with his
hoodie, skateboard,
cell phone, and several harmless fans before being rescued by his Juliet...
Somehow I have a hard time imagining Zac actually using that skateboard
to cruise the streets of New York. Or anywhere, really. In fact,
until I see solid footage of homeboy riding that thing, I'm going to
be convinced it's just a prop.
And another thing. After watching this, I'm wondering why pretty Zac doesn't
have a bodyguard. Isn't it sexist not to give someone a bodyguard just because he's only 20% chick?
Even K-Fed has a bodyguard. And no one even cares about that guy. Time to get on top of that, Zackie.
Traci Bingham has more in common with Pamela Anderson than Baywatch, Playboy, Big Brother, Double D's, or even being a PETA advocate. She's an iconic American sex symbol, of course.
And now the Surreal Life alum is taking sexy center stage in her upcoming reality series American Sex Symbol.
If Bret Michaels and Tila Tequiladidn't satisfy your cravings for boobs booze and bjs (kidding), Traci's bringing a whole new dose of trashy 'sexy,' to America. Check out the promo for her new reality show:
And for another peak at the type of 'material' covered in American Sex Symbol, check out today's footage of her shooting scenes...
The biggest downside of labeling yourself a 'bad-ass skateboarder chick' is that that ...what happens when people get bored with it. And you want to re-invent yourself, but you've alienated yourself from all other genres by being a self-righteous puta?
This is the question Avril should have been asking herself while kissing the paparazzi's ass outside Madeo's Restaurant on Sunday. Check out the rocker and her hubby Deryck Whibley eating out during Avril's break from her European concert tour:
Ways that you can tell Avril Lavigne's music career has gone south:
- she is smiling and being nice - she (24 years old) is going on tour with The Jonas Brothers (18, 19, and 20) - she leaves Madeo's Restaurant with a doggy bag
Yet she insists, ticket sales are 'amazing.'
Yes, she's referring to her notoriously low ticket sales in Europe.
And to think, she was voted Canada's #7 most powerful in 2006...
Even though she looked her least bad best in years on Saturday, Britney Spears was in no mood to have her picture taken. While heading out of Babyface's recording studios in L.A., the recovering popwreck scowled at the paps and then hid her face with a cute turquoise bag.
This all changed a few hours later though, when Brit posed with Jenny McCarthy as a guest at the comedienne's autism charity. At least she has her priorities in order!
Britney's lawyer is saying that Britney's improvement since the beginning of this year is 'astonishing.'
'Astonishing' is obviously a relative word, but the lawyer's right. Six months ago, Britney would have been blowing kisses and passing
her phone number off to the paparazzi. That she is now avoiding them
and doing shit that makes her seem like a halfway decent human is
awesome.
Ok, so it was only one charity gig. But still...there's hope.
Kathy Griffin 'performed' at the San Diego Gay Pride Festival over the weekend. The event was to celebrate homosexual living, but from the looks of it, Kathy's performance had more of a 'my life with ADHD' theme.
Actually, the redhead was pretty funny.
She opened by listing off every type of genitalia and badgering the crowd to embrace their new marriage rights.
'Where are my Gay's with f*cking pride?' she asked. 'Do it. Get Married, mother f*ckers! Why not, you have a spare weekend...just f*cking marry some homo, goddammit!'
After fake-offending her gay audience, Kathy joked about 'the dumbass that we call Elisabeth Hasselbeck,' being kicked off The View by Barbara Walters, Lindsay Lohan and Samantha Ronson coming out, and Charlie Sheen calling his white wife the n word. The N-word discussion, of course, got the crowd so riled up that some 'prideful gays' started slugging each other.
'Is it fist fighting or fisting?' Kathy asked before griping about how unlucky she was to grow up without 'a mother who would bang guys to help her get famous' like Dina Lohan. But she insisted that the Griffin spunk runs in the family. 'My 80 year old mother could drink your asses under the f*cking table,' she challenged the crowd.
Click here to watch Kathy's f*uck-fueled performance, and see the ADD in action below...
Katie Holmes took a break from small-screen acting Saturday to take Suri shopping at Hollywood's the Grove.
The stepford mommy and her hot pink cutie patootie didn't look like there were having THAT much fun.
Probably because spending all your time with a two-year-old baby and a 46-year-old megalomaniac - both of whom can only say things like 'no' and 'gimme' - can get old.
Plus, Suri may LOOK well-behaved in these pictures, but she is kind of a terror. After getting a new American Doll, the toddler had Katie chasing her around the mall like crazy.
How come Tom is never seen doing this kind of dirty work??
So Amy's Saturday night went something like this....
Wearing an 'Amy Civil' embroidered blouse, Amy Winehouse and her crack entourage get all f*cked up and merry at this joint called Monarch Pub. Around 5 AM, Amy leaves the pub saying she wants to walk home. The bouncers insist she must take a cab. So Amy and about four or 30 of her friends try to squeeze into a London cab. Amy, however, is not pleased with the packed cab ('this is stupid'), allegedly because she is concerned about breaking the law.
More importantly, she has a sudden craving for flowers. So, after kicking her friends out of the cab, Amy puts aside her law-abiding concerns in order to steal a bouquet of flowers from some poor guy. Who then has to pay for them.
Eventually Amy and fellow crazies stumble home to her flat, where her ex-boyfriend Alex Donnelly serenades her for about two hours.
Check out the whole bundle of wonder below:
By the way. This Alex Donnelly guy might come in handy for the next two years, being that Amy's heroin hubby was sentenced to 27 months in prison today. So much for him being back on the streets to start a family with crazy Wino!
A small win for mankind, a giant blessing for their unborn crackbabies...
