Jul
08
Now that Jake Gyllenhaal is on the marriage home stretch with Reese Witherspoon, the hunky actor is turning up his heroism.
Last night's edition was 'Must protect Reese from the London paparazzi.' Or, more specifically, her baby blues.
As part of the pair's shared hip, Reese flew out to London to join her Romeo for dinner with Top Gun and Flashdance film producer Jerry Bruckheimer last night.
I also heard a rumor a while ago that Reese purchased a Notting Hill mansion and requested a 4-month break from work just so she could be by Jake's side while he films Prince of Persia out there.
I can now confirm the freaking obvious - that someone made that up. Turns out Reese is already filming her next movie, Monsters vs. Aliens.
But wouldn't it be funny if Reese up and moved herself and her kids to London and then Ryan Phillippe flipped out and called Jake lots of dirty names to make up for his own stunted manhood??
HAHAHAHAHA!
Really? Not that funny? Okay, maybe it's just me. I guess all this 'happy and in love' junk kinda depresses me. How else am I going to reassure myself that life is better without 60 million dollars a year?
Last night's edition was 'Must protect Reese from the London paparazzi.' Or, more specifically, her baby blues.
As part of the pair's shared hip, Reese flew out to London to join her Romeo for dinner with Top Gun and Flashdance film producer Jerry Bruckheimer last night.
I also heard a rumor a while ago that Reese purchased a Notting Hill mansion and requested a 4-month break from work just so she could be by Jake's side while he films Prince of Persia out there.
I can now confirm the freaking obvious - that someone made that up. Turns out Reese is already filming her next movie, Monsters vs. Aliens.
But wouldn't it be funny if Reese up and moved herself and her kids to London and then Ryan Phillippe flipped out and called Jake lots of dirty names to make up for his own stunted manhood??
HAHAHAHAHA!
Really? Not that funny? Okay, maybe it's just me. I guess all this 'happy and in love' junk kinda depresses me. How else am I going to reassure myself that life is better without 60 million dollars a year?
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