Jul
09
Douche Mayer, who is in NYC for a concert tonight, lost his temper yesterday after being followed by a paparazzo. When the photographer wasn't quite as easy to lose as he'd hoped, John tried to express his annoyance by being funny and ironic. Which of course means he was just condescending and offensive.
- John: 'Where do you keep your degree in journalism? Like do you keep it like in the console...in the middle of the seats?'
- Paparazzo: 'You look handsome John!'
- John: (still talking about the degree) 'It's probably a really good idea to keep like soda cups on it.'
Haha, good one John. The paparazzo should make the journalism degree into a cup holder, funny. Because she doesn't really have a degree. Ha ha. Because her profession sucks that bad. Ha ha. That's hilarious.
All I wanna know is: when's John Mayer doing stand-up? I really want to go. I can't imagine a more fun target to throw darts at.
I think the article is written so meanly because John has a great career and the comment to the stalkerazzi that she is not a journalist rang true for many that consider themselves journalists. Would Diane Sawyer ever follow someone during their private time on the street? Would Charles Gibson? You get the idea. There are journalists, and there are stalkers that try to make themselves news by intruding in celebrities lives. I'm by no means famous and it drives me nuts.
Hm. Lets see. You are following John around taping him walk down the street, asking him about Arod and Madonna, which has nothing even to do with him at all, and you expect him to react nicely? Lay off a little for god sake. Watching this makes me so angry, but reading the article below almost made me vomit. As for his "douchy" retaliation...YOU COMPLETELY DESERVED IT. And he is right. Your journalism skills....1. Ask a singer/songwriter/guitarist about some stupid gossip about a Arod and Madonna?? 2. Follow him around like a friggin stalker with a video camera and post it on the internet.
ugh. whatever. leave him alone.
f*ck you.
Notice, he responds much better and is completely humorous when he isn't asked douchey questions.
This is so gross. I feel so awful even watching it. In the future I am going to think twice about
even viewing this sort of thing. Poor John. How obnoxious that you can't even walk down the street
without being houded. Sorry John!