Jul
17
So you know that rumor about Tom Cruise being gay? And Katie Holmes being his beard? Well yesterday she provided new evidence to support the 'they're-BOTH-gay-and-using-each-other-to-hide-it' theory by walking around Los Angeles looking 150% butch.
Homegirl was sporting all the signs - that short hair, little or no make-up, boyish shades, ugly pants, and a dark button-up shirt. No tattoos or nose piercings from this angle, but who knows what she's got underneath that conservative facade.
Okay, okay, so this theory is kind of a long shot. But something is weird with this chick. Why is she hiding her hands like that? Did Tom attack her with the iron for sneaking a few Ambien pills? Why isn't she wearing her wedding ring? Why did she marry a crazy person who jumps on couches and psychobabbles about saving the world?
While we ponder these questions, check out pictures of butch Katie in the set of Eli Stone after the jump...
Homegirl was sporting all the signs - that short hair, little or no make-up, boyish shades, ugly pants, and a dark button-up shirt. No tattoos or nose piercings from this angle, but who knows what she's got underneath that conservative facade.
Okay, okay, so this theory is kind of a long shot. But something is weird with this chick. Why is she hiding her hands like that? Did Tom attack her with the iron for sneaking a few Ambien pills? Why isn't she wearing her wedding ring? Why did she marry a crazy person who jumps on couches and psychobabbles about saving the world?
While we ponder these questions, check out pictures of butch Katie in the set of Eli Stone after the jump...
Eli Stone isn't a movie. Get your facts right. It's a TV show on ABC that shes guest starring in for one episode.
1. clothes picked out by wardrobe dept (of Eli Stone)
2. hair make-up dept (of Eli Stone) is in charge of that aspect
3. No wedding ring because she is probably playing a character not married, etc. You do have to remove personal jewelry when playing another character.
4. I hope her gig on Eli Stone is extended - I love watching Katie on TV...
5. Why did she marry a crazy guy? hmm.. still haven't figured that one out... I'm guessing she was knocked up before the engagement... who knows... I think the better question is how has does she manage to handle spending so much time with him? I'd go crazy fast...