Jul
01
Last week word broke that Madonna's generally docile husband Guy Ritchie quit Kabbalah, and ever since then divorce rumors have been flying like a tornado in Kansas.
It's still not clear whether or not the rumor is actually true - but it doesn't help that Madonna was said to have met with a divorce lawyer last week and that neither of the two spouses have been wearing their wedding rings lately.
Who doesn't wear a wedding ring??
No word from Madge or Guy's people on the state of their upcoming collapse, but Guy's 'mum,' for one, is out to convince us otherwise. He told The Daily Mail on Friday:
Just to clarify for my fellow Americans - 'total tosh' and 'rubbish' - along with 'bollocks, 'poppycock,' and 'fiddle fock' are all very eloquent ways of saying 'bullshit.'
Just as 'knob head' means 'dickhead, and 'swamp donkey' refers to a fat, ugly girl. To translate more of that fabulously verbose British slang, click here.
Pictures of the maybe-crumbling couple below...
It's still not clear whether or not the rumor is actually true - but it doesn't help that Madonna was said to have met with a divorce lawyer last week and that neither of the two spouses have been wearing their wedding rings lately.
Who doesn't wear a wedding ring??
No word from Madge or Guy's people on the state of their upcoming collapse, but Guy's 'mum,' for one, is out to convince us otherwise. He told The Daily Mail on Friday:
- 'I spoke to Guy this morning. It is absolute rubbish, worse than that. Guy will be furious at me talking to you but I feel I can’t just let these reports go unanswered. There’s no conversation about divorce because there is no divorce. They are not getting divorced; the speculation is TT – that’s total tosh.'
Just to clarify for my fellow Americans - 'total tosh' and 'rubbish' - along with 'bollocks, 'poppycock,' and 'fiddle fock' are all very eloquent ways of saying 'bullshit.'
Just as 'knob head' means 'dickhead, and 'swamp donkey' refers to a fat, ugly girl. To translate more of that fabulously verbose British slang, click here.
Pictures of the maybe-crumbling couple below...
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