Jul
02
Jennifer Lopez is being sued for $5 million because her 'well-behaved guard dog' attacked a flight attendant back in 2006.
The stewardess is saying that J-Lo's German Shepherd 'attacked her and bit her pant leg,' which caused her to 'twist and fall down,' which caused her to injure her back, which prevented her from working, which resulted in a 'great economic loss.'
Her lawyer is naming J-Lo 'absolutely liable for all injuries' because her 'vicious' dog should have been muzzled and leashed.
The lawyer also asserts that his client absolutely is NOT out to capitalize on J-Lo's celebrity status, and I totally believe him.
Because this flight attendant totally would have been making $2.5 million a year if only she'd been physically well enough to fly around in planes for the past two years.
Luckily, J-Lo has already learned her lesson and is keeping all her pups on a very tight leash these days. Including her husband, who she holds in an ironclad arm-lock when she's not banishing him to the car for misbehaving (second picture below). Check out the new parents shopping for their twins in Milan after the jump...
The stewardess is saying that J-Lo's German Shepherd 'attacked her and bit her pant leg,' which caused her to 'twist and fall down,' which caused her to injure her back, which prevented her from working, which resulted in a 'great economic loss.'
Her lawyer is naming J-Lo 'absolutely liable for all injuries' because her 'vicious' dog should have been muzzled and leashed.
The lawyer also asserts that his client absolutely is NOT out to capitalize on J-Lo's celebrity status, and I totally believe him.
Because this flight attendant totally would have been making $2.5 million a year if only she'd been physically well enough to fly around in planes for the past two years.
Luckily, J-Lo has already learned her lesson and is keeping all her pups on a very tight leash these days. Including her husband, who she holds in an ironclad arm-lock when she's not banishing him to the car for misbehaving (second picture below). Check out the new parents shopping for their twins in Milan after the jump...
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