Jul
03
Well it nearly resulted in some very serious injuries for Mimi, but she managed to throw together a casualty-free music video for her new single Loving you Long Time.
In the video, Mariah rubs herself and also dolphins - who, little does she know, are probably enjoying it a lot more than she realizes. You know dolphins are like sex maniacs, right?
Something about Mariah's new single automatically puts me back in junior high dances when I was wearing baggy jeans, tummy shirts, and 3 inches of eye liner.
Actually, that might be because Loving you Long Time sounds identical to Always Be My Baby, Honey, Heartbreaker and about 10 other hit singles I was listening to in the 90s.
No one rocks 'timeless' and 'ghetto fabulous' like Mariah!
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