Jul
24
Mariah Carey took her husband Nick Cannon out for a walk in NYC yesterday to prove that the 'rocky marriage' rumors aren't true.
She also dropped some convincing words about how 'happy' they are during her TRL appearance yesterday...
Okay, okay, Mariah. We get it. You actually aren't one of 'those people' who fake-dates to stay famous because you are still living in the 90's and afraid of being replaced by women 30 years younger and not addicted to laxatives.
I believe you! Besides, who wouldn't crave a pussy-whipped young hottie after years of being married to a smug old limpdick like Tommy Mottola??
She also dropped some convincing words about how 'happy' they are during her TRL appearance yesterday...
- 'Life is beautiful. Things are going well, even though there's a new rumor everyday that things are rocky and hazy and messed up. And I'm like, "Why would we have gotten married?" People are going to say what they say, but what would be the purpose? I guess other people do those things for a purpose, but I don't know. I'm ecstatic, so be ecstatic with me!'
Okay, okay, Mariah. We get it. You actually aren't one of 'those people' who fake-dates to stay famous because you are still living in the 90's and afraid of being replaced by women 30 years younger and not addicted to laxatives.
I believe you! Besides, who wouldn't crave a pussy-whipped young hottie after years of being married to a smug old limpdick like Tommy Mottola??
I think this is totally FAAAAAAKE!