Jul
17
For two famous people who've actually been photographed having sex in public, Vanessa Minnillo and Nick Lachey
sure are boring to watch. I think the camera flashes are the most
exciting part of our video footage of the couple leaving Katsuya in
Hollywood last night...
Seriously, if it wasn't for that illegal u-turn, I might have fallen asleep.
But having said that, Vanessa and Nick would still be way better to eavesdrop on than that weird-looking tall chick from Lost who I ate near once. What's her name...Elizabeth Mitchell? Yeah, she was boring. She just said 'please' and 'thank you' and 'that's lovely' the whole meal. Vanessa and Nick...that would be some real conversation.
'What do you want to do when we get home tonight, Nick?'
'I don't know babe. Maybe have sex in the jacuzzi?'
'Ooh, good idea! Oh Nick, you're so smart.'
Maybe they'll even be lucky enough to get photographed again. Because, short of dressing up and dropping bills at all the best paparazzi hubs, how else is the has-been couple going to keep people talking about them??
Seriously, if it wasn't for that illegal u-turn, I might have fallen asleep.
But having said that, Vanessa and Nick would still be way better to eavesdrop on than that weird-looking tall chick from Lost who I ate near once. What's her name...Elizabeth Mitchell? Yeah, she was boring. She just said 'please' and 'thank you' and 'that's lovely' the whole meal. Vanessa and Nick...that would be some real conversation.
'What do you want to do when we get home tonight, Nick?'
'I don't know babe. Maybe have sex in the jacuzzi?'
'Ooh, good idea! Oh Nick, you're so smart.'
Maybe they'll even be lucky enough to get photographed again. Because, short of dressing up and dropping bills at all the best paparazzi hubs, how else is the has-been couple going to keep people talking about them??
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