'Not Pregnant' Eva Longoria is Crying Wolf

My opinion?  Eva Longoria, Jennifer Lopez, Ashlee Simpson and all the other celebs who beat around the pregnancy bush - until denying it would be rickockulous - are ruining the 'bloated' excuse for everyone who actually DID just eat a really big hamburger. 

Sure, sure...Eva's 'gaining weight for her Desperate Housewives role.'

Whatever.  It's just too damn convenient.  Since when does an absurdist show like Desperate Housewives care so much about being realistic that they make their actresses get fat???  Since never.  We all know Eva's biological clock is just tickin' like a watch on speed.  Shit, woman's gotta get at least one baby out before the marriage falls apart. 

Are you with me, or are you biting??