Verne Troyer Won't Trust Any More Tall People

Turns out that hot Verne Troyer sex tape hit the web because his ex-girlfriend Renae Shrider is an attention whore, he says.  Because who would have guessed that an 'aspiring actress' who hangs out at the Playboy mansion dated a midget with any intentions besides falling in love?

Here's what Mini Me is saying about why he was delusional the drama leading up to his affront to humanity...

• 'We me at the Playboy mansion. (Laughs) It was a little less than a year ago. It’s been only like seven months ago. It was a New Year’s Eve party.
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• She seemed like she was normal. I don’t know if I can stress "seemed." She seemed like a great person ... Easy to talk to and easy to hang out with. It was just easy. Next time I know: If it’s too easy, then I will know something’s wrong. (Laughs)
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• [The sex tape] was basically both of our decisions. She came up with the idea and at the time, I thought it was great.  I never thought it would get out to anybody besides us.
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• I put all the trust in her. She had the tape. Actually, she had the tape in her camera, which was on top of the closet where I couldn’t even touch it. I don’t have a copy. I just thought it was for us.'

How Verne made it to age 39 in Hollywood with this sort of totally misguided trust is a miracle.  Even more miraculous is the fact that their non-relationship ended because Mini Me dumped her and not the other way around. 

• 'I broke up with her.  She couldn't trust me and wouldn't trust me.  It just got to the point where I couldn’t take it anymore. I had to be able to be me.  She was very upset, and I never thought in my wildest dreams that she’d be so upset as far as taking the tape and giving it to the public.'
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• 'You know, I know right now I don’t want to date another girl for the rest of my life. At this point in time, I can’t trust anybody to have a relationship with, even a new friendship at this point.'
  

Awww, Verne.  Soon enough you'll be back out there at the Playboy mansion scooping yourself up a brand new lady friend, I promise.  But next time, keep the sex tape at floor level.