Victoria Beckham is Ordinary, Low Maintenance

Here's Victoria Beckham looking tipsy while leaving Il Sole restaurant in West Hollywood last night after nibbling on a piece of lettuce for two hours. 

More specifically, here's her dropdead gorgeous husband David Beckham escorting her to his Rolls-Royce Drophead Phantom Coupe.

It's just a day in the life for the Hollywood transplants, a life that is - according to Victoria - just like everybody else's.  She tells the August issue of Allure:

• 'As you can see, I’m a normal-looking girl, and I just make the best of what I have. I’m not out-of-the-ordinary-looking at all – I’m incredibly ordinary.'
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To clarify, 'making the best of what you have' in this context means (a) make-up 24/7, (b) a kick-ass wardrobe, (c) regular visits to the plastic surgeon, (d) not smiling if you don't like your teeth, and (e) saying bye-bye to food that actually tastes good.  Nonetheless, Posh insists, she' s a very 'low-maintenance' gal. 

• 'If I'm going to an event, it takes me about an hour and a half to put my hair up and have some makeup put on.  I don’t have a stylist. I deal with that side of things myself.' 

I suppose you do all your own grocery shopping and laundry too, Victoria?