What the Hell is That?

Vanessa Hudgens wore a big white tank top with no shorts or pants on today, so I guess she wants us to believe that what she's wearing is actually a dress. 

But she couldn't fool me.  I can confidently predict that whatever she has - or hasn't got - under there is about two seconds from peeking out and saying hello.

The only circumstances which excuse Disney stars from wearing this kind of thing are if (a) she is playing Pocahontas in a new movie role, or (b) she is returning from a long pilgrimage through the desert, where she lost her pants because they got stuck on a really angry cactus. 

While her messy hair and tribal necklace could potentially support either of these scenarios, I happen to know the real story.  Homegirl's simply on her way to a recording studio in Hollywood.  In a limo, of course.

At least she makes up for her trashy outfit with a classy ride...