Christian Bale Is Thanking His Lucky Stars

First, it was reported that Christian Bale beat up his mom and sis last month.  He 'assaulted' them.  Then, the story changed to say that Christian just yelled at them a lot.  'Verbal assault,' I believe they called it.  Now, he apparently didn't do anything wrong at all, because the investigation has been dropped completely.

'The police have been advised that no further action should be taken against Mr. Bale,' a UK prosecutor announced today, citing 'insufficient evidence to afford a realistic prospect of conviction.'

And don't expect to hear any explanation from Mr. Bale on the matter, who has kept a lip as tight as his Bat suit in The Dark Knight.