Eva Longoria Feeds Pregnancy Cravings at Beso

Yeah, yeah, yeah...so Eva Longoria's supposedly still NOT pregnant...but we all know that's a load of bull.

The Desperate Housewife was practically wearing maternity clothes when she patroned her own restaurant for a little chow-down Tuesday night.  And for dessert: a highly embarrassing exit. 

Check out tipsy Tony Parker fumble with the windshield wipers as he prepares to drive his sexy sports car home:




Since she's definitely NOT downing those few extra glasses of wine, shouldn't Eva be the spouse behind the wheel?