Aug
04
Madonna made a trip to New York's Kabbalah Center with her unibrowed daughter Lourdes on Saturday. The rockily married, probably-cheating cougar mom tried to keep her face hidden with a hat and some shades, but it didn't work.
In fact, she'd have to wear a ski mask to cover those plastic cheek bones.
Lourdes looked surprisingly fashion-forward (even if it's in the 'ugly' direction) in her gladiator sandals. Apparently Madge will let her dress trendy, but not pluck away that unibrow?
This is a classic example of a parent trying to make her kid conform to her lifestyle.
Sure, the bushy eyebrows and tooth gap helped Madonna look 'unique'...but what if her daughter doesn't want to be known as a neurotic pop icon???
Let the girl conform, Madonna!
In fact, she'd have to wear a ski mask to cover those plastic cheek bones.
Lourdes looked surprisingly fashion-forward (even if it's in the 'ugly' direction) in her gladiator sandals. Apparently Madge will let her dress trendy, but not pluck away that unibrow?
This is a classic example of a parent trying to make her kid conform to her lifestyle.
Sure, the bushy eyebrows and tooth gap helped Madonna look 'unique'...but what if her daughter doesn't want to be known as a neurotic pop icon???
Let the girl conform, Madonna!














erk. leave the kid alone.