Aug
13
Don't let his trucker appearance fool you, because Benji Madden is a modern-day Romeo when it comes to his would-be trophy wife.
The diminutive troll was on his best behavior last night when he took Paris Hilton out in the Big Apple.
Benji rolled out the VIP treatment at a Good Charlotte concert, sat through dinner with mommy and daddy Hilton, mad-dogged a creepy cab driver (third thumbnail below) and even tried to shield Paris from a very aggressive street puddle. In fact, if Paris hadn't been so busy eye-fucking a guy down the street, Benji might have been able to save her metallic, animal print heels from New York City's drainwater. What a guy.
The diminutive troll was on his best behavior last night when he took Paris Hilton out in the Big Apple.
Benji rolled out the VIP treatment at a Good Charlotte concert, sat through dinner with mommy and daddy Hilton, mad-dogged a creepy cab driver (third thumbnail below) and even tried to shield Paris from a very aggressive street puddle. In fact, if Paris hadn't been so busy eye-fucking a guy down the street, Benji might have been able to save her metallic, animal print heels from New York City's drainwater. What a guy.
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