Penelope and Scarlett Talk Kisses at 'Vicky' Premiere

My condolences to any actor or actress who dressed up for last night's premiere of Vicky Cristina Barcelona in L.A., because no one cared.  No one even noticed you.  Did you actually expect a better outcome would come from sharing the red carpet with Penelope Cruz and Scarlett Johansson?

Looking like a snapshot from your boyfriend's wet dream (sorry, but it's true), the two thespian eye magnets got cozy for the cameras while answering questions about their raunchy new comedy.

The foremost questions regarding, of course, their on-screen face-sucking. 

A subject which has probably come up about 500 times since their steamy trailer hit the web.  Last week Penelope told Newsweek:

• 'Really, Scarlett and I have run out of lines to say about that. We're calling Woody to give us some material. People love that subject. The only thing which is honest, the set was very crowded that day.'

Scarlett revealed a little more about the on-screen kiss at last night's premiere, but remained almost as tight-lipped (no pun intended) as her co-star. 

After admitting that she would be 'thrilled' to win MTV's 'Best Kiss' Award, the actress pretended there's a chance in hell her kiss isn't nomination-worthy.

'It's really the least sexy thing you can ever imagine!' she lied to Us Weekly.  'There were like 60 crewmen [sitting around] eating salami sandwiches!'

Uh huh.  Scarlett and Penelope should just quit the false modesty thing.  It's pretty freaking obvious that they could be making out in the middle of a sewage plant and it would still be hot.

Anyway.  Pictures of the pretty pair and a bunch of comparatively average people at the Mann Village Theater after the jump...