Pregnant Minnie Driver Is Not So Mini

The funny thing about pregnant women is that they aren't actually fat, they've just got really enormous bellies.  Sure this seems obvious to us, but let's say you lived in a place where there are no pregnant women (think Children of Men), and you came out from under your rock one day and saw Minnie Driver and her friend almost naked at the beach on Saturday.  You'd be confused as hell, right?

By the same token, if you were chilling on your towel at the beach watching two slender women gaze at the ocean together, you probably wouldn't expect to see this when they turned around.  

Such is the illusion of pregnancy, demonstrated by teeny tiny bikini-clad Minnie during her Sunday stroll in Malibu.  More picture o the due-any-day actress below...