William H. Macy Imparts Wisdom on Young Hollywood

I have no idea how Felicity Huffman has been married to William H. Macy for 11 years because goddamn is he serious and boring.

The effeminate actor was spotted in L.A. on Thursday and asked to explain what the hell is wrong with all those young Hollywood troublemakers. He said:

• 'I feel sorry for a kid that's 20 years old and suddenly a millionaire and nobody will say no to them.  Lord knows what would have happened to me.  When I was 20 years old, I didn't have the brains God gave an animal cracker.  I would have flown off the planet, I'm sure.' 
  

Of course, William's wisdom was offered only after dropping a little self-promotion about his own upcoming movies...a list of 'still in the can' films that bored even the paparazzo (who quickly regretted asking about it).

Check out the full interview above to enjoy Macy reiterate some of Bette Davis' most famous traffic-dodging advice. 

And for the 98% of you who don't live in Los Angeles, Fountain is a little side street in Hollywood that is usually a faster alternative to Sunset or Santa Monica Boulevards. 

Then again, it's also where Shia LaBeouf and Orlando Bloom got their DUIs.  Every rose has it's thorn?