Aug
11
For the past few days, Jessica Biel has been walking around with a prozac-like smile on her face that has our aisle-happy media wondering if her joy indicates new vows from Justin Timberlake.
But alas, Justin dismissed the marriage rumors before they began last week by telling reporters that he is 'not engaged, not married,' but 'extremely happy.' Justin then went on to win about a hundred brownie points with the general female species by calling Jessica his ideal woman:
Ummm, yeah. Hearing your famous boyfriend declare your perfection to the world would sure ass hell make most girls smile. Then again, it probably didn't hurt when the this one's publicist said 'Jessica, people are starting to hate you. Smile or your career's gonna tank,' either.
Check out the happy un-engaged couple leaving Villa Lounge Saturday night below...
But alas, Justin dismissed the marriage rumors before they began last week by telling reporters that he is 'not engaged, not married,' but 'extremely happy.' Justin then went on to win about a hundred brownie points with the general female species by calling Jessica his ideal woman:
- ‘My ideal woman, let’s see…about 5ft 7in to 5ft 8in, nice butt, Midwestern American, kind of German last name, green eyes, big pouty lips, fair skin.'
Ummm, yeah. Hearing your famous boyfriend declare your perfection to the world would sure ass hell make most girls smile. Then again, it probably didn't hurt when the this one's publicist said 'Jessica, people are starting to hate you. Smile or your career's gonna tank,' either.
Check out the happy un-engaged couple leaving Villa Lounge Saturday night below...
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