Sep
26
Amy Winehouse was ready to tear out her hair last night this morning when she returned home from London's 'End of Summer Ball' in her usual trainwrecked state.
Looking like she'd been dragged behind someone's truck for about 20 minutes, the crackhead had dirty and stained shoes, tear smudged make-up, cuts and bruises all over her legs, and hair extensions falling out left and right.
Around the time that her left boob was playing peekaboo, Amy attempted to evoke either shame or sympathy from her paparazzi entourage.
'You should call your mothers!' she yelled angrily, before slamming the door in their faces.
This was after Amy's driver - who was apparently being paid in 'party favors' - drove into a crowd of paparazzi and crashed into a parked car. Because even the support staff go crazy after spending too much time with Amy.
But hey, at least no bodyguards, pedestrians, or fans were injured this round!
Looking like she'd been dragged behind someone's truck for about 20 minutes, the crackhead had dirty and stained shoes, tear smudged make-up, cuts and bruises all over her legs, and hair extensions falling out left and right.
Around the time that her left boob was playing peekaboo, Amy attempted to evoke either shame or sympathy from her paparazzi entourage.
'You should call your mothers!' she yelled angrily, before slamming the door in their faces.
This was after Amy's driver - who was apparently being paid in 'party favors' - drove into a crowd of paparazzi and crashed into a parked car. Because even the support staff go crazy after spending too much time with Amy.
But hey, at least no bodyguards, pedestrians, or fans were injured this round!
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