Audrina Patridge Still Stupidly Dating Justin Bobby

Audrina Patridge leaves Crown Bar holding hands with her reformed bad boy (but not reformed boyfriend) Justin Bobby last night.

In case you've fallen behind on your Hills homework, here's a two-year history of their non-relationship...

• Justin Bobby is hot...Audrina falls in love...Justin treats her like crap...Audrina gets sad...Justin apologizes....Audrina gets happy again...Justin drinks too much, cheats on Audrina...Audrina kind of sort of breaks up with Justin...Justin goes away....Justin comes back, says he is a 'sober' and changed man...Audrina is happy...Justin is in fact not a changed man, is still a dickhead...Audrina is sad...Justin says sorry again...Audrina and Justin merrily  hit Crown Bar looking all in love and shiz.

Sound mildly familiar, ladies?  Only I think most of us are a bit less pathetic resilient than Audrina and would have blacklisted the boy somewhere around the time we spotted him kissing a chick across the bar from us.