Sep
17
It's been a whole couple weeks since Lily Allen was assaulting people in the streets or cursing Elton John on national television, so last night was due time for the feisty poptart to bust out the drunken charms we know and love.
And by britney, did she deliver!
After a few or fifty complimentary cocktails at the Alfred Dunhill store launch party, Lily stumbled into the London streets looking coy and confused, but oddly still wearing all her clothes.
It was an impressive moment...but a fleeting one at that.
After dropping her composure, the lush mosied on up to a parked car and jumped in, squealing for her driver to take her the fuck home when suddenly - she realized something was amiss...this wasn't her car!
'Ahahaha, silly little Lily, your car is on the other side of the streets,' offered herkeepers friends.
And so, after a good laugh (by Lily), and some much-appreciated embarrassment (by us), Lily was tucked away by her car and ready to scream into her phone all the way home.
And by britney, did she deliver!
After a few or fifty complimentary cocktails at the Alfred Dunhill store launch party, Lily stumbled into the London streets looking coy and confused, but oddly still wearing all her clothes.
It was an impressive moment...but a fleeting one at that.
After dropping her composure, the lush mosied on up to a parked car and jumped in, squealing for her driver to take her the fuck home when suddenly - she realized something was amiss...this wasn't her car!
'Ahahaha, silly little Lily, your car is on the other side of the streets,' offered her
And so, after a good laugh (by Lily), and some much-appreciated embarrassment (by us), Lily was tucked away by her car and ready to scream into her phone all the way home.
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