Lunchtime Laugh: Lily Allen Tells Elton John to 'F**k Off'

Lily Allen got testy with Elton John at the GQ Men of the Year Awards because he thought she was drinking too many cocktails.  Calling Lily Allen a drunk?  That's absurd. 

At least Lily thought so when she told him to fuck off. 

As a result of her potty mouth though, Lilly summoned another round of media criticism from everybody but one love-struck blogger.  And, also as usual, Lily is now aggressively defending herself.  She writes on her myspace blog:

• 'Elton John and I are still friends... Trying to make me out as being some rude little girl with a drink problem is just unfair. Elton and I exchanged jokes and there were no hard feelings at all, in fact neither of us gave it a second thought.'

I think the biggest lesson here, which Heather Mills and Yoko Ono also learned is : if somebody is named 'sir' in England, never, ever do something mean to him.  Instead, kiss his ass, kiss his ass, and then kiss his ass some more.