Megan Fox Had a Lesbian Stage

Megan Fox says that she was in love with a female stripper who regularly gave her lap dances and smelled like angels when Megan was 18 years old.  Yeah that's right - another Angelina Jolie parallel.  She tells GQ:

• 'Well, that year my boyfriend broke up with me, and I decided—oh man; sorry, Mommy!—that I was in love with this girl that worked at a strip club on Sunset Boulevard.  I decided that I was going to get her to love me back, and I went out of my way to create a relationship with this girl, a stripper named Nikita.

As much as Megan's little 'confession' sounds like a bad line from Tila Tequila's reality show script, the actress insists she's DEFINITELY not trumping up her sexual history for the sake of, oh I don't know, promoting her movie which coincidentally hits theaters this week. GQ reports:

• ' "I don’t want it to come off as a Lindsay Lohan vibe. You know?” she says. Then, with greater concern: “Are you going to push an ‘Is she a lesbian’ angle? Oh man, you are going to do that to me.…” She pauses. “Look, I’m not a lesbian—I just think that all humans are born with the ability to be attracted to both sexes. I mean, I could see myself in a relationship with a girl—Olivia Wilde is so sexy she makes me want to strangle a mountain ox with my bare hands. She’s mesmerizing. And lately I’ve been obsessed with Jenna Jameson, but.… Oh boy.” '
  

Wonka, wonka wonka.  In more interesting news, I just got the funniest visual of Megan Fox getting trampled by a mountain ox.  It was awesome. 

Feast your eyes on the foxy star attending the Eagle Eye movie premiere with Shia LaBeouf, Michelle Monaghan, Billy Bob Thornton, Kristin Cavallari, Rosario Dawson, Michael Chiklis, and Mario Bello, below...